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About Karina

Author living in Cape Town.

Operation Oysterhood: 10-15 December

Botswana.

WildEarth live safaris have kept me sane during the entire lockdown, but it was finally time to experience the real thing. My love organised everything. Passports and negative Covid-test results in hand, we drove out to the ghost town that was Cape Town International in the beginning of December and began the long trek north to Joburg, Maun and Khwai. Although we were there mid-morning, O. R. Tambo International felt like an airport long after midnight: shops closed or empty, hardly any people or planes to be seen anywhere. But everything went smoothly. The safety protocols in place at the airports and during the flights (Airlink and Mack Air) were excellent, with staff everywhere adhering to and safeguarding the rules as well as trying to make one feel comfortable despite the challenges. But: fellow travellers leave a lot to be desired. I don’t want to exaggerate, but it is difficult to forget the stupid, careless, occasionally vicious, behaviour we have witnessed en route.

(If you want to wilfully get sick, suffer and die, fine with me – really – but you are not alone on this planet and don’t start f@#$%^ breathing down my neck when you are meant to stand in a queue one-and-a-half meters behind me.)

Sorry.

Deep breaths.

We were supposed to stay at two Natural Selection camps in the Okavango Delta and arrived at the first one, Tuludi, with the only other guest, a British travel writer who turned out to be a fascinating travel companion. The three of us were the first – let me repeat that: the first – guests at the lodge since the lockdown in March. And tourism, like water, is the region’s lifeblood. There were four other local guests at the second camp, Sable Alley. And we met a German couple travelling through Botswana during our unexpected visit to the third Natural Selection camp, Meno A Kwena, a two-hour drive south of Maun, on our last night in Botswana (yeah, you guessed it – we had to go back early to Maun because of the local government’s confusing messaging around Covid testing for the return trip home; instead of planned rapid testing at the airport just before our flight, we had to go the more conventional route and do the ordinary test one day in advance – but the staff at Natural Selection handled the entire thing with such efficiency that we did not feel that we were losing out on anything, just gaining an additional amazing experience). These camps are not meant to accommodate two, or three, or six visitors only, and it is heart-breaking to see them – with all of that glorious wonder that they have to offer all around – nearly empty. I am not even going to start on the totally empty camping areas we saw on game drives. It was devastating.

Again, all the places we visited had excellent safety protocols in place. I never felt that I was putting myself at any additional risk while being there. I don’t know how they remained optimistic during all this time, but the staff members we encountered at these camps were not discouraged – they just put on their masks, kept appropriate distance, measured our temperatures and monitored everyone for symptoms religiously. On one of the drives, our fantastic guide, Russell, took us to the village of Khwai, where the first thing we noticed was a selection of masks drying on a washing line outside of one of the traditional homesteads. What we did not see until the fourth day of driving around was another vehicle on safari …

Russell told us that they had used the time of the lockdown to upskill people and upgrade infrastructure and did drive around as much as possible to assure that the animals would remember us humans when we returned one day, but it was quite obvious that, despite the local rangers’ efforts, some of the animals were not as relaxed around us as usual. And now, more and more young are being born who have no opportunity of getting used to these strange gawking creatures with their cameras and binoculars – new ones, nogal, a gift for the trip from my love – always pointed at them.

Wildlife highlights for me were: squirrels in the mopane forests, red lechwes, dwarf mongooses, all hornbills of the area, a blue waxbill, Southern carmine bee-eaters, lilac-breasted rollers, jacanas, coppery-tailed coucals, saddle-billed storks (Russell taught me to tell the female and male apart), wattled cranes, an emerald-spotted wood dove, go-away-birds, monitor lizard, tsessebes, a leopard tortoise, zebras, warthogs, crocs, giraffes, elephants, Southern banded groundlings, kingfishers, The Vultures, and then, of course, a leopard, a hyena, a sable antelope in the distance and the two male lions right next to our vehicle (they were too lazy to move after a huge feast – those bellies!). No leeches. No scorpions. Thank all goddesses! A truly rare sighting instead: a black coucal.

Personal safari joys of note: passing a copse, I noticed a feather falling from one of the trees and then pointed it out to the others, who then spotted the beauty it came from, a Verreaux’s eagle-owl. And I was the one who first saw a side-striped jackal slinking away through the tall delta grasses, but Russell identified it for us.

I am totally and completely in love with hippos. Their grunts always make me smile and seeing a hippo sail through the air like a ballerina on its outrageously ridiculous legs is a sight I will never forget.

A moment of despair: a lechwe mother fighting off vultures wanting to feast on her dead baby. She could not walk away from the small corpse for nearly an hour, giving up only when a pair of lappet-faced vultures arrived on the scene. No one can tell me that this was pure instinct only (instinct would have told her to leave because of the predators lurking). It was loss and grief and a mother’s brave heart on display …

A trip like this is physically exhausting – early wake-ups, long drives, heat, rain, vigilance – and yet, there is a part of you that rests in a way that allows the batteries to recharge even within a few days.

I did not know how to imagine the landscape before arriving, but the moment we landed I felt at peace with the world. The rains had started and we witnessed spectacular thunderstorms in the afternoons and evenings. During our mokoro excursion, we had two violent weather systems painting brooding clouds, lightening and rainbows on both sides of the water channel we were traversing, but between them, all was calm and so beautiful, I just wanted to lie in the canoe and look out and forget about the entire world – thunder, crocs, hippos and all. And this before the G&T sunset on one of the delta’s stunning islands.

I had Amarula coffee with a warthog and giraffe watching. I made Okavango rainbow wishes that I hope will come true. And I had one of the most luxurious baths of my life.

Throughout, I slept like a stone and thought that it was the malaria medication, but I continued taking it for a week after the trip and stopped sleeping properly again the moment I got back home, so it wasn’t the pills – it was the state of mind induced by this astounding place on earth, the Okavango Delta.

Writing a paper diary while travelling :)

Thank you to Colin Bell and the entire Natural Selection team, and my love – the best (travel) companion – for making lifetime dreams come true.

Operation Oysterhood: 9 December

OYSTERHOOD is reclusiveness or solitude, or an overwhelming desire to stay at home.

— @HaggardHawks

We launched Dawn’s book – Disturbance – on the patio of the Chartfield Guesthouse tonight. Liesl Jobson did a beautiful interview: the two poets read and engaged and inspired. The audience was kind and understanding about us not serving any refreshments, so that no one would have an excuse to socialise without masks. One lucky poetry lover won the main giveaway prize: a one-night luxury stay at the guesthouse. Ten others went home with a bottle of wine – to be enjoyed in the comfort and safety of their homes. Almost everyone present bought a book, which is such a blessing during these impossible times. Thank you to all who attended! Probably our last live event for quite a while to come as the second wave of infections officially reaches our shores …

I tested negative – twice (huge relief!) – and so: off I go with my love beyond our borders on an adventure of a lifetime … There will be no Oysterhood posts for a while, but I will be back to continue writing when I am home again. I am taking my paper diary with me on this trip!

Please take care, dear Readers!

Be kind. Wear a mask. Support local.

“Physical distancing remains one of the key strategies to curb this pandemic.”

— NICD

Operation Oysterhood: 8 December

OYSTERHOOD is reclusiveness or solitude, or an overwhelming desire to stay at home.

— @HaggardHawks

DISTURBANCE: Dawn Garisch’s second poetry collection and Karavan Press’s second poetry collection fresh off the press. It’s beautiful, even if I say so myself. We are launching tomorrow. A very fitting title for a book published in 2020!

I had my first Covid19-test today. And my second. The first because one needs it to travel beyond our borders. The second out of sheer panic that the results of the first might not be delivered on time before the trip. Two different test methods, two different testing facilities and two different labs. Hopefully, at least one will deliver the results in time. And I am praying that they will be the kind of results that allow one to travel. No reason to believe otherwise, but this virus has proven to be a tough one to pin down, so god knows what can be expected.

For the first test, I had to spit (a lot!) into a small container and then transfer all the spit into a tiny tube that went off to be tested. For the second one, I had my brains tickled (shockingly so) with a long cotton bud. I once had a gastroscopy done without any anesthetics because I had to drive myself home afterwards. This was a much shorter and definitely less intrusive invasion, but for those few seconds just as unpleasant. It is nearly impossible not to shed a tear afterwards.

So now: the wait.

Negative, negative, negative. Please.

Beyond at Buitenverwachting, the latest culinary venture by Peter Tempelhoff (of FYN). The restaurant is new, but the venue holds for me memories of many, many years and I always return with a sense of nostalgia. It was a comforting place to be with my love after the tests and another day of running around like a headless chicken (apart from a brief tea with my dear friend Helen who came to pick up her Book Lounge books from me :)).

Time for bed. Last night, I had an anxiety-induced gap in my sleep from around two to four a.m. – I would love to sleep through tonight …

Good night.

Be kind. Wear a mask. Support local.

“Physical distancing remains one of the key strategies to curb this pandemic.”

— NICD

Operation Oysterhood: 7 December

OYSTERHOOD is reclusiveness or solitude, or an overwhelming desire to stay at home.

— @HaggardHawks

Monday. The to-do list was frightening in the morning, but I got through most of it in one piece. Even managed to put out the bin on time. Had no time, however, to take photographs today (again), but the above announcement says almost everything that needs to be said about the present moment.

We are still having a Karavan Press poetry launch on Wednesday, but have adjusted the format of the event for safety reasons. I have an idea that it will be our last live event for a while.

I look at the official infection numbers and at the way people ignore the simplest safety regulations and I just can’t help but despair.

I am also tired and monstrual and the only thing that keeps me going right now is that, if the stars align in the next three days, on the evening of the 10th, I will be as happy as a little rat with a huge piece of favourite cheese can be. Because there is a huge piece of my favourite cheese waiting for me, but the path to it is still uncertain …

Good night.

Be kind. Wear a mask. Support local.

“Physical distancing remains one of the key strategies to curb this pandemic.”

— NICD

Operation Oysterhood: 6 December

OYSTERHOOD is reclusiveness or solitude, or an overwhelming desire to stay at home.

— @HaggardHawks

In Poland, Saint Nicholas does not bring presents on Christmas Day. It is the Little Star that fulfills that function and she does it on Christmas Eve. Saint Nicholas, however, does have a day for gift giving – the 6th of December. And although my brother and I are both ancient, our Mom still insists that we celebrate the day as if we were little kids. This year, though, we decided to do without the exchange of gifts, but we did meet on Skype and exchanged the gift of loving (virtual) company.

Beforehand, a real Sunday morning: with Cats, coffee and Harry Bosch in bed. I have missed this! I still have work to do and spent a few hours at my computer today, but the pace is slower and kinder and I am beginning to feel like I am gradually getting my life back after the insanity of the last few weeks.

I spent the afternoon and evening with my love and he made roast chicken for dinner for us – all humans and cats of both households are going to bed content.

I briefly watched a few interviews with health care workers in the States today – absolutely heart-breaking. The one nurse begging, ‘Please wear a mask, please.’

It’s so simple, and yet …

Be kind. Wear a mask. Support local.

“Physical distancing remains one of the key strategies to curb this pandemic.”

— NICD

Operation Oysterhood: 5 December

OYSTERHOOD is reclusiveness or solitude, or an overwhelming desire to stay at home.

— @HaggardHawks

Bosch Binge continues. I finally have some headspace to indulge in leisure reading again. Today, early in the morning in bed and then late afternoon on my love’s couch.

In between, I dealt with tax returns and other admin and some housework. My love cooked a delicious dinner for us. In view of the rising infection numbers, we have cancelled all indoor socialising with friends for the time being. The recent developments are very worrying.

Thank goodness I can read properly again – it is the nicest form of escapism. Although it says a lot about our present reality that the inside of a crime novel feels like the safest place in the world …

Be kind. Wear a mask. Support local.

“Physical distancing remains one of the key strategies to curb this pandemic.”

— NICD

Operation Oysterhood: 4 December

OYSTERHOOD is reclusiveness or solitude, or an overwhelming desire to stay at home.

— @HaggardHawks

Eel every it is.

An accidental image that says so much about the surreal quality of our present.

Stood in a loooooong queue at DStv today. It’s also a looooong story. Luckily, there was a happy ending, and Mama TV will still be able to put me to sleep for a looooong time to come.

Thank goodness I took Harry with me and he kept me company during the wait in the customer tent erected as a safety measure in front of the DStv offices. Terrible plot twist though: Eleanor was shot dead in a dodgy Hong Kong hotel!!! And all these books, I have been hoping that she and Harry would get back together again … What a mess!

What else? My shower renovations are complete! I finished everything this morning and will probably waste a lot of water tomorrow when I have my first proper shower in the house since September … No comment!

Everything feels like an eternity nowadays.

I also finished a book review today that I have been writing for the duration of the lockdown (I wish this was an exaggeration, but it isn’t). A million other things got done. By late afternoon, my head was spinning again and I just decided to call it quits and start a fire and open a red (a gift from a Karavan Press author :)). My love came to dinner and we enjoyed braaied chops and wors on the stoep.

And then, I had a wonderful Skype date with my Mom and Krystian – he celebrated his name day today :)

Now, I am ready for bed.

Eel every, I tell you. Good night.

Be kind. Wear a mask. Support local.

“Physical distancing remains one of the key strategies to curb this pandemic.”

— NICD

Operation Oysterhood: 3 December

OYSTERHOOD is reclusiveness or solitude, or an overwhelming desire to stay at home.

— @HaggardHawks

It snowed in Austria today. Death and the After Parties went into a limited edition reprint. And with the state of disaster extended once again, and the numbers looking as dire as they are, I feel like I will be writing these Oysterhood Diaries forever …

How many days since 27 March …? Mrs Google, what say you?

250!!!

Let that sink in.

Be kind. Wear a mask. Support local.

“Physical distancing remains one of the key strategies to curb this pandemic.”

— NICD

Operation Oysterhood: 2 December

OYSTERHOOD is reclusiveness or solitude, or an overwhelming desire to stay at home.

— @HaggardHawks

A live poetry reading! An evening of magic. Balm for the soul.

We launched FOR EVERYTHING THAT IS POINTLESS AND PERFECT by Stephen Symons at the Alma Café tonight. Thank you to Stephen, the Alma Café, and everyone who attended and made this into an exception evening of communal listening as Stephen’s words washed over us like a gentle sea wave of meaning and perfection.

Nothing is easy nowadays, but when it all comes together as it did tonight, all the hope and effort are worth it, and one can go to bed believing in a kinder tomorrow.

Thank you.

Be kind. Wear a mask. Support local.

“Physical distancing remains one of the key strategies to curb this pandemic.”

— NICD

Operation Oysterhood: 1 December

OYSTERHOOD is reclusiveness or solitude, or an overwhelming desire to stay at home.

— @HaggardHawks

The Book Lounge celebrated their THIRTEENTH birthday today! I met an inspiring woman who loves books as much as I do at the shop and we got our birthday book loot (mine pictured above) and went for coffee to catch up afterwards. The last time I saw her was in February and the world was a completely different place then …

In the evening, I had a simple dinner with my love.

The rest of the day was too much to handle and once again I realised that I am in a really tense and vulnerable space, and I am barely coping. There are a few new year’s resolutions coming – the most important one will be: be kind to yourself and say NO!

Be kind. Wear a mask. Support local.

“Physical distancing remains one of the key strategies to curb this pandemic.”

— NICD